5.12.2006
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
-Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
-It was chained to a bumper.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
-So you can see the expression on its face.
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
-You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you call a guy adorned in dead babies?
-Art.
Phillip Toledano's dead baby suit is simply gorgeous. Perfect for weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs... you name it. The last suit you'll ever need to buy...
-Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
-It was chained to a bumper.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
-So you can see the expression on its face.
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
-You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you call a guy adorned in dead babies?
-Art.
Phillip Toledano's dead baby suit is simply gorgeous. Perfect for weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs... you name it. The last suit you'll ever need to buy...