6.19.2006
If you're like me, you've always longed to know the taste of human flesh. And, if you're even more like me, you're also a vegetarian. Yes, I know... it's an odd discrepancy: A taste for human flesh and vegetarianism!? Well, what can you do? Anyway... Now, with the timely advent of Hufu, the flavorful, convenient human flesh alternative, you can maintain your vege and enjoy the delicacy of human meat.
You know... I have to admit being a little dissappointed to find out that there's actually no human flesh in Hufu. First, I discover that it's only synthetic skin wrapped around my laptop... and now this! What's next? Finger food isn't really made out of fingers!? What... it's not!? Man, this sucks.
"Hufu is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."
You know... I have to admit being a little dissappointed to find out that there's actually no human flesh in Hufu. First, I discover that it's only synthetic skin wrapped around my laptop... and now this! What's next? Finger food isn't really made out of fingers!? What... it's not!? Man, this sucks.