7.12.2006
It's been a blemish on the horror film industry for some time now. No, not really a blemish. More like a festering sore. And someone needed to do something about it. Someone needed to say something... anything! And I for one, am glad that it was Maxim Online (whose current headlines read: "Step into our Mominatrix's dungeon" and "Read up on how to land a brainy babe" and... nevermind) who found the courage to compile this groundbreaking and eye-opening list entitled Horror Movie Cliches That Need to Die Already. From the list:
Thanks Maxim. We know you're busy these days writing articles about the really important things in life (as their website's tagline reads, "Girls Sex Sports on Maxim Online"), but it's good to know that you'll make the time for some topics of a lesser importance.
"Hillbillies
Movies: The Hills Have Eyes, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of Wax, Motel Hell, House of 1000 Corpses
It's really unfair to assume every person who lives in a dilapidated shack, at the bottom of a hill, with no teeth, bare feet, one eye, a bunch of rotting chicken carcasses instead of a carpet, and a lampshade made of human skin is some kind of weirdo. Erase the hate, people."
Movies: The Hills Have Eyes, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of Wax, Motel Hell, House of 1000 Corpses
It's really unfair to assume every person who lives in a dilapidated shack, at the bottom of a hill, with no teeth, bare feet, one eye, a bunch of rotting chicken carcasses instead of a carpet, and a lampshade made of human skin is some kind of weirdo. Erase the hate, people."
Thanks Maxim. We know you're busy these days writing articles about the really important things in life (as their website's tagline reads, "Girls Sex Sports on Maxim Online"), but it's good to know that you'll make the time for some topics of a lesser importance.