7.20.2006
Look, hunting vampires is one thing... Yeah yeah, they're creepy and all. I vant to suck your blood! I sleep in a coffin! Sure. Fine. It's just that the mall goths (mall goth n. 1. one who frequents Hot Topic 2. me, in 10th grade) have ruined the vampire mystique. Listen, you can't BE A VAMPIRE unless you're BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE. Dressing like a vampire doesn't MAKE YOU A VAMPIRE. Sadly, I know from experience.
Okay. Where was I? Oh, right: hunting vampires is one thing, but zombies... Oh Blade, now you're gonna get it!
Sounds awful! Can't wait to see it.
Okay. Where was I? Oh, right: hunting vampires is one thing, but zombies... Oh Blade, now you're gonna get it!
"Snipes plays Kaos [in the in-production film, Gallowwalker], the mysterious son of a nun who breaks her oath to ensure his survival. Kaos is a killer, but his mother's act brings a curse that re-animates the bodies of his victims, and naturally what they'd like is revenge. What goes around, comes around, and soon there's a zombie gang after him. Kaos gets help, though, in the form of a warrior sidekick named Fabulos."
Sounds awful! Can't wait to see it.