One of the greatest things about writing for this blog is the prospect of being presented with obscure little tidbits of humanity that one just never could have ever even imagined existed. I'm about to share one of those tidbits now. However, before I do, I'd like to speak a bit about how proud I am of humanity. Go us! We've really hit a new high (or perhaps a new low, depending on who you ask... although, if you're reading this blog, you're probably raising your fists high into the air and shouting something like, "go team humanity! Hip hip hooray!"). And honestly, I didn't even realize my pride until I was shown this site. So, without further adieu, let's hear what Sidney Zwibel, CEO and MENSA member has to say about his project, Pets or Food:


Yep. You read that correctly. Pets or Food sells animals to be used as either pets or food (clever title, right?). Their stock is quite impressive too. In the mammals section alone, we can find a massive selection ranging from New Born Golden Retriever ("Shipped live, or Ready to Eat") to Spider Monkey ("...the freshest Spider Monkey meat available in the West").

Wow... just wow. I'm so full of pride, I'm at a loss for words.

Link (Thanks Tom!)