7.27.2006
Now here's a candidate that I can really get behind: Satan for President in 2008. From his campaign spiel:
And concerning his war policies:
And why not rewrite the Bill of Rights:
You know, even without knowing Satan's stance on the important issues, I think I'd give him my vote... this, of course, is based solely on his campaign site's leopard print background and overabundance of animated gifs.
"Until the day you die and your soul is mine, your body is yours. Just as my government will not take the lives of our citizens, it will also give up the right to control our bodies. When I become president, the government will no longer tell you what you can or cannot consume..."
And concerning his war policies:
"Send naked women into battle."
And why not rewrite the Bill of Rights:
"Amendment II
You can kill each other with whatever weaponry you want, but in the long run, your ass still belongs to me."
You can kill each other with whatever weaponry you want, but in the long run, your ass still belongs to me."
You know, even without knowing Satan's stance on the important issues, I think I'd give him my vote... this, of course, is based solely on his campaign site's leopard print background and overabundance of animated gifs.