7.08.2006
Didn't Spinal Tap release a song called Witch School? Oh wait... that was something else. Anyway, in the crazy midwestern town of Hoopeston, IL (you don't believe me that it's crazy, do you? Well get this: the local high school's mascot is known as the Cornjerker. See? I told you. Crazy.), a genuine witch school is scheduled to open its admission to the public. Think Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry amidst miles and miles of corn.
Hmm... can you say "this is almost certainly a cult?" Well, regardless of what they teach, I'm sure it will be more useful than calculus. Amen!
"Starting next week, in the unlikeliest of places, a real witch school will open its doors to the public in a place known as the Sweet Corn Capital of the World.
After almost five years of existence on the Internet, Witch School is expected to operate under normal business hours in the town of Hoopeston, Ill., about 100 miles south of Chicago.
The school is dedicated to educating the public in Wicca, a neo-Pagan religion that incorporates nature and magic into its theology. Until now the school has existed almost entirely on the Internet."
After almost five years of existence on the Internet, Witch School is expected to operate under normal business hours in the town of Hoopeston, Ill., about 100 miles south of Chicago.
The school is dedicated to educating the public in Wicca, a neo-Pagan religion that incorporates nature and magic into its theology. Until now the school has existed almost entirely on the Internet."
Hmm... can you say "this is almost certainly a cult?" Well, regardless of what they teach, I'm sure it will be more useful than calculus. Amen!