"This invention involves a device, referred to herein as a "cabinet," which provides physical and biochemical support for an animal's head which has been "discorporated" (i.e., severed from its body). This device can be used to supply a discorped head with oxygenated blood and nutrients, by means of tubes connected to arteries which pass through the neck. After circulating through the head, the deoxygenated blood returns to the cabinet by means of cannulae which are connected to veins that emerge from the neck."

"It's a Nike shoe stapled together with human flesh, twitching...

Other than simply being twisted, this piece comments on issues of sweatshop labour and..."

"Squeeze the Skull Horror Ball and unimaginable horrors "creep" out of the eyeballs, come to life, drip with bloodlike droplets. Let go, and the insides slowly retract inside the skull. Oooo! Yech!!"

"4:47am... listening to.... the Love Boat theme??... still drawing zombies... you know the rest"

"It really must be the happiest place on Earth, when even the Goths can’t stop smiling." - Claire Luna, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

"Don’t let anyone tell you that the Age of Irony is over. It’s alive and well in California, and here’s the proof:
Goth kids love Disneyland." - Chuck Klosterman, Spin Magazine Story Writer

"Who could resist the fun – the gloomiest people in the universe in The Happiest Place on Earth? - Jonathan Gold, LA Weekly, Writer

"I just want to celebrate life by saying to hell with death,' said the artist, 'What better way of saying that than by taking the ultimate symbol of death and covering it in the ultimate symbol of luxury, desire and decadence? The only part of the original skull that will remain will be the teeth. You need that grotesque element for it to work as a piece of art. God is in the details and all that."

"My mom had AOL, but on February 21st, she was killed in a car accident. On February 23rd, I called AOL to cancel her service... After explaining that my mother was killed in the accident, the rep told me that he was sorry that my mom was unhappy with the service. He then suggested lowering the number of hours per month to reduce the bill. I said "she was killed." The rep then said, "I understand what you are saying, I'm just trying to come up with a solution." He actually got snippy with me. AOL finally told me that my mom would have to call and cancel the service herself (even after I provided the coroner's ID number for the incident, etc.). I told them that if they could reach her that they should let me know how they did it..."

"Satan is real
Working in spirit
You can see him and hear him in this world everyday

Satan is real
Working with power
He can tempt you and lead you astray"

"Hufu is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."

CHRIS R: Ugh... I can't believe you keep a blog about dead things!

SAM: What, you don't like dead things?

CHRIS R: No, I don't like dead things.

CHRIS B: Why not? They're just like living things, except easier to keep track of.

"...During the Black Death in the mid 14th century...many thousands of people were buried there and the cemetery had to be greatly enlarged. Around 1400 a Gothic church was built in the center of the cemetery with a vaulted upper level and a lower chapel to be used as an ossuary for the mass graves unearthed during construction...After 1511 the task of exhuming skeletons and stacking their bones in the chapel was, according to legend, given to a half-blind monk of the order...In 1870, Frantisek Rint, a woodcarver, was employed by the Schwarzenberg family to put the boneheaps into order. The results of his efforts speak for themselves. Four enormous bell-shaped mounds occupy the corners of the chapel. An enormous chandelier of bones, which contains at least one of every bone in the human body, hangs from the center of the nave with garlands of skulls draping the vaults. Other works include piers and monstrances flanking the altar, a large Schwarzenberg coat-of-arms, and the signature of Master Rint, also executed in bone, on the wall near the entrance."

"The coolest thing about the Thing is that everyone responds to seeing it by asking questions. Where did I find it? Is it an internal organ? Is it some sort of fetus? Would it go well with pasta?"

"Why Girls and Corpses, you ask?

Well, if you're like me, you like two things, beautiful girls and rotting corpses. So, I thought, why not bring them together in one magazine?

Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead. There will be pictures each month of beautiful scantily clad young beauties posing with hideous, decaying, festering corpses. Also, we'll have interviews, comic book art, music and movie reviews and other mayhem."

"...the supernatural hospital thriller Room 6. A terrifying exploration of one woman's personal demons and how far she will go to exorcise them..."

"Christine Taylor (Zoolander, Dodgeball) stars as Amy Roberts, a young woman troubled by visions which torment her dreams and cloud her waking judgment. After being injured in a car crash, her fiance Nick (Shane Brolly, Underworld and Underworld: Evolution) is mysteriously spirited away by ambulance - but to where? Accompanied by fellow victim seeker Lucas (Jerry O'Connell, Scream 2, Mission To Mars) she must breach the walls of a haunted hospital destroyed by fire years before. When Amy sees her private apparitions become reality, a place of healing transforms into a hospice of horrors!"

For the war sequences in the Shriek movie, we could use a few stiffs. Literally, headshots of dead people. But not real dead people--of live people acting dead. Which doesn't take much.